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THE ALL​-​IMPORTANT LIE DETECTOR TEST

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EMILY BONES 03:12
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RIBS IN A PICTURE PERFECT CAGE TOOTH FALL OUT RIBS IN A PICTURE PERFECT CAGE TOOTH FALL OUT YOU GOT YOUR MARADOL, YOU GOT YOUR MEGESTROL YOU GOT YOUR MELORIL ANA SAYS MIA IS TO BLAME FOR THIS FALL OUT A TRIANGLE PELVIS, LICE AND SHAME AND TORMENT YOU GOT YOUR MARADOL, YOU GOT YOUR MEGESTROL YOU GOT YOUR MELORIL LESSONS ARE ONLY LEARNED BY THE GUILTY LA SENZA BODY STUCK BONES THE LESSONS OF OUR INNOCENCE REVEALED BY THE LIPSTICK SMEARS ON EMILYM UN-VEALED NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS
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#79 VIOLET MAGNETIQUE 03:31
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I GOT NOTHING TO SAY, I GOT NOTHING TO SAY I GOT NOTHING TO SAY, SO YOU CAN SIT AND WAIT I TAKE MY PAROXETINE, I TAKE MY FLUOXETINE I TAKE MY CIPRAMIL, MY CIPRALEX AND MY SERTRALINE I TAKE MY PAROXETINE, MY BENZODIAZEPINES I TAKE MY DOPAMINE, MY MELORIL, DIHYDROCODEINE I PUT MY GLASS IN THE FACE OF A GENERATION I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF AGENDA I AM SO FUCKING BORED OF THINKING WELL NOW I GOT NOTHING TO SAY, I AIN’T GOT NOTHING TO SAY NOW I GOT NOTHING TO SAY, SAFE SEX HA HA HA (joke) AND NOW I GOT NOTHING TO SAY, NOTHING TO SAY WELL I GOT NOTHING GUESS THESE DRUGS ARE REALLY DULLING ME…(!) I PUT MY GLASS IN THE FACE OF A GENERATION I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF AGENDA I AM SO FUCKING BORED OF THINKING
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SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS 06:56
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PAINT A PICTURE OF A MODERN MAN: A SYMPTOMATIC ANOMALY IN A PINK SHIRT KNUCKLES SCRAPING, SPLIT LIPS LISPING A MODERN MAN, A MODEL MAN WHICH ASYLUM BREEDS HIS VIOLENCE? THIS IS A NECESSARY GOODBYE THE PURCHASE IS FINAL YOU DON’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO RESIST ARREST I’M A MODERN MAN AND THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL FALL FOR IT OF WHICH SOCIETY IS THIS ENEMY? IS IT JEREMY OR GMTV? THE UFC OR SCFC? OR THE PREMIER LEAGUE? I’M A MODERN MAN AND THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL FALL FOR IT
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BULLETPROOF 05:21
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TIME: IT’S THE DISTANCE TO DEATH FROM WHEN YOU’RE FEELING FINE THE DISTANCE TO SEX FROM THE TOP OF YOUR THIGH IT’S A PROMISE’S FAILURE TO MAKE THE SUN SHINE IT’S A PROMISE I WILL FAIL I NEED PROTECTED SEX IN A BULLETPROOF VEST COTTONWOOL NEST AND FILTER CIGARETTE A REASON TO PRAY WHEN THERE’S NOTHING LEFT THAT’S THE REASON GETTING LAID DON’T MAKE ME FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD LIFE: IT BEGINS WITH A BEAT AND IT ENDS WITH A THIN FLAT LINE IT BENDS AND IT BREAKS AND IT PLAYS ON THIS MIND OF MINE IF A PROMISE IS A FAILURE TO MAKE THE SUN SHINE HERE’S A PROMISE I WILL FAIL
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THE LOST IDEOLOGY OF FEUDAL JAPAN 03:08
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IT’S DIFFICULT TO TELL WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE SCRATCHING AND CLAWING THE CROWD THE OOZING SEA OF GRINNING FACES YOUR PLASTIC GRIN THE WIDEST DEATHMASK LIPS STICKINGTOGUMS AND ROTTSTENCH FAECAL BREATH FROM ALL THE ASSES YOU BEEN CHEWING OUT AND ALL THE SHIT THAT YOU SWALLOW CHOKING ON THE GHOSTS THAT YOU WON’T GIVE UP YOU’RE TRIPPING OVER BODIES OF YOUR SCAPEGOATS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU BUT THEY NEVER ARE YOU THEY’RE FALLING ON THEIR SWORDS ALL AROUND YOU THERE’S NOTHING OR NO-ONE THAT’D COAX FROM YOU ANY SCENT OF THE DECENT THING NO ONE YOU’D FALL ON YOUR OWN SWORD FOR NOT EVEN THE WHORES WHO EMPLOY YOU NO ONE YOU’D CALL ON YOUR OWN SOUL FOR NOT EVEN THE BORES THAT ADORE YOU NO MORE MISTER SEVEN BREATH DECISIONS HITHERTHITHER MIND ALWAYS SWAYING ALWAYS CHANGING IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD BUT IT NEVER IS BLOOD IT’S SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY REDPENLEAKING IN YOUR TOP SHIRT POCKET YOUR HARAKIRI FALSE PROMISE BINARY BLIND AND DOLLAR MIND YOU NUMBER CRUNCH YOUR WOMEN WHO SPREAD THEIR LEGS LIKE HUMMINGBIRDWINGS AND CONVINCE THEMSELVES OF THEIR LOVE FOR YOU LYING IN THE SHEETS THAT YOU VERMINATE SHARKTEEETH LOUD WITH ENAMEL GRIND THINKING OF THE SHADOWS WITH THE KNIVES IN THEIR BACK AND THE GREASE IN THE PALM THAT THEY PAID YOU SLAVERING CORRUPTION EVERY TWITCH OF YOUR MOUTH RETAINER JUST THE BENJAMINS THAT’RE HANDED TO YOU FOLLOWING THE PATHS OF YOUR IGNORANCE AMOUNTING TO THE TOTAL OF YOUR FUTURE WALLOWING IN THE POOLS OF INCOMPETENCE THAT ARE PAID THROUGH THE NOSE AT YOUR LEISURE NO MORE MISTER SEVEN BREATH DECISIONS HITHERTHITHER MIND ALWAYS SWAYING ALWAYS CHANGING FALSE TO THE THOUGHT OF THE MOMENT BLOATED EGO FOOL’S HABITS NEGLIGENCE IS AN EXTREME THING BUSHIDO
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ALL BLOOD NO MARY 02:33
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WHY SHOULD I BE OUTNUMBERED IN THREE OR FOUR UNITS’ TIME? BEER + WINE = FINE ABSINTHE MAKES MY HEART FONDER AN ESSENCE OF SOCIAL STIGMA PYLORI PARANOIA IS SERVED WITH LIVER FRIED DOG’S HAIR DISH ON THE SIDE TO MAKE THIS MATHEMATIC STRUCTURE FAIL JUST INSERT A MINUS BY THE DRINK WHY SHOULD I BE OUTDONE IF THE EQUATION I SET MYSELF FALLS ON ONE SIDE? ABSINTHE MAKES MY HEART FONDER AN ESSENCE OF SOCIAL STIGMA IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER IS IT? ALL BLOOD NO MARY: TO MAKE THIS MATHEMATIC STRUCTURE FAIL JUST INSERT A MINUS BY THE DRINK THEN YOU’LL SEE ME SUFFERING TOO MANY DOORS ARE CLOSING TOO MANY FRIENDSHIPS ENDING TOO MANY DAYS ARE FADING TOO MANY DEBTS ASCENDING TOO MANY LOVERS LEAVING TOO MANY ULCERS BLEEDING TOO MANY THOUGHTS OPPOSING TOO MANY DOORS ARE CLOSING
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SAPERE AUDE 05:46
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INFLATE YOUR EGO ONCE AGAIN YOUR CELLOPHANE PAPERCHASING BLOOD RUNS SOUR IN VEINS ANOTHER DAY AND YOU’LL BE CRYING BY MY PICTURE YOUR LITTLE FACE ALL TEARS AND TASTEFUL ANECDOTES ALL TURNED TO HATE WHAT AM I TO DO BUT FINANCE YOU THROUGH SYSTEMATIC READINGS OF THE MIND? DOES IT EMBARRASS YOU THAT I’M YOUR PARACHUTE? THIS CHEQUEBOOK IS BREAKING AT THE SPINE I MIGHT AS WELL BE ORDINARY FOR REASONS I’VE DEFINED A HOTEL ROOM, YOU SUCK MY DICK YOU’LL MAKE ENDS MEET ANOTHER WAY AND THOUGH IT’S CRUEL I MUST ADMIT I HAVE NO SYMPATHY AT ALL YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE YOUR PLANS IN PENCIL PLANS ARE PLANS AND PLANS THEY CHANGE JUST A BURST BALLOON FLOATING ON A LAKE WHAT AM I TO DO BUT FINANCE YOU THROUGH SYSTEMATIC READINGS OF THE MIND? DOES IT EMBARRASS YOU THAT I’M YOUR PARACHUTE? THIS CHEQUEBOOK IS BREAKING AT THE SPINE I MIGHT AS WELL BE ORDINARY FOR REASONS I’VE DEFINED
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COLUMBINE&ABSALOM 03:46
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COLUMBINE: PIZZA PARLOUR PASSTIME PANTOMIME DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS FROM A HAT DECOY, FAILED DETERRENT, SPLUTTERBOMB DISCOTHEQUE, TRENCHCOAT MAFIA COLUMBINE AND ABSALOM DISAPPOINTED FIRST THE BOND AND THEN THE SON DISAPPOINTED COLUMBINE: CANTEEN SPECIAL OFFER – UXB JOCK AND GEEK, FAKE/RARE/DEAD HARMONY LAST BUS, HELD BREATH, GHOST SHIP AGONY CLOAKS OF POPULARITY COLUMBINE AND ABSALOM DISAPPOINTED FIRST THE BOND AND THEN THE SON DISAPPOINTED COLUMBINE: CAR BOOT GUN SALE, PROXEE SIGNEE
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E492 01:25
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MORE PRICKS THAN A SECOND HAND DARTBOARD YOU’VE GOT MORE FACES THAN BIG BEN YOU’VE TOLD MORE LIES THAN I RECALL YOU’VE HAD MORE LAYS THAN A FUCKING BED AND MORE LOVERS THAN GIACOMO MORE CUNTS THAN A NEWS STAND’S UPPER SHELF I’LL TAKE MY SACKCLOTH AND ASHES AND MEET YOU AND LIFT UP YOUR VEIL LESSONS ARE ONLY LEARNED BY THE GUILTY LA SENZA BODY STUCK BONES
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SWANSONG [EPIC] 07:17
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NOTHING TO HIDE: WINDOWS ARE WALLS IN HER EYES PUT INTO PLACE: PUZZLES AND PIECES OF PRIDE NOT TO MY TASTE, TONGUE IN HER MOUTH FOR THE PRIZE LITTLE WHITE LIES, SILENCES CUT WITH A KNIFE DEFY, REARRANGE, THE BURDENSOME CHAINS BULLET, MAKE IT ALL BETTER DENY, REARRANGE THE TIRESOME GAMES THOUGH THEY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ‘WHAT IS IT?’ SHE SAID, WHEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE VITAMIN PILL FULL OF FAITH, LOOKING AT THE GAPS IN HER LINES INNER THOUGHTS ON THE PAGE CAUGHT UP IN APPLES AND EYES IN A SENSE ON THE STAGE YOU FAILED THE TEST: UNSYMPATHETIC AND SUCH A MESS YOU FAILED TO PASS THE ALL-IMPORTANT LIE DETECTOR TEST SOMETHING TO HIDE: LOST IN A VOID DEEP INSIDE PUT IN MY PLACE – BED IS A SPACE WHERE SHE LIES BETTER BY FAR, BOUGHT INTO BUYING MY TIME NOTHING SURVIVES A FIRE AS COLD AS HER ICE DEFY, REARRANGE, THE BURDENSOME CHAINS BULLET, MAKE IT ALL BETTER DENY, REARRANGE THE TIRESOME GAMES THOUGH THEY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ‘WHAT IS IT?’ SHE SAID, WHEN SHE GOT IN MY FACE. ‘RITALIN?’ RATTLING MY CAGE, STABBING AT MY VEINS WITH A PEN THAT SHE’S POISED ON THE PAGE POISONED BY RAGE, WON’T ADMIT SHE’S ACCEPTED HER FATE YOU FAILED THE TEST: UNSYMPATHETIC AND SUCH A MESS YOU FAILED TO PASS THE ALL-IMPORTANT LIE DETECTOR TEST I DON’T WANT THIS BUT I DON’T LEARN I DON’T WANT A SILENCER IT’S ALL IN MY IT’S ALL IN MY FUCKING HEAD I KNOW NOT I – I KNOW NOT WHY SHE KNOWS WHY SHE KNOWS NOT WHY I KNOW SHE KNOWS THAT I LIE I KNOW NOT I – I KNOW NOT WHY SHE KNOWS WHY NOW SPINELESS AND SPERMLESS I’M FINE
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STENDHAL SWEETHEART 03:04
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COLOURBLINDED EYES LIPS DRINK SHAPE AND SHADE RAZOREDGE BRUSHSTROKES CUT DEEP AND CLEAN OIL-HUE-BLOOD G(u)ILT FRAMED, DIMINISHING PERSPECTIVE VIOLENT LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE UNREAL FUCK THAT ANCIENT BITCH PERFECT FIGURE 30 X 20 GIVE OR TAKE A BEAUTIFUL INCH OR TWO TAKE THE BLADE OR THE ACID OR THE GUN WIPE THE SMILE FROM HER POP(u)LAR FACE SMEAR TO WHITE CANVAS YOUR OWN WORK OF ART YOUR MASTERPIECE THAT NEVER CAN EXIST THAT NEVER QUITE EVER EXISTS LIMBS PINNED LIKE BUTTERFLIES IN BULLETPROOF CASE FACE PRESSED TO FLOOR TEETH GRANITE GROUND AND THE SCREAMS AND THE SHOUTS AND THE SIRENS AND THE SIRENS SIRENS

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released December 3, 2012

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